Friday, April 11, 2014

Modest is Hottest, Ladies.


My Pinterest feed has been clogged lately with pins titled "DIY bra" or "Cute bra for backless tanks" or "Ribbon bra straps for summer".  

For example: 
(A screen shot from my current Pinterest feed.)

Here's a quick PSA: If your bra is being designed to be seen THROUGH YOUR CLOTHES, lemme give you a hint- your clothes aren't covering enough. Dressing immodestly is kinda like rolling in manure: Yes, you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs.  

So, if you are ever unsure about an ensemble decision, allow me to assist you: If your underwear is being used as outerwear, STOP. That's not an outfit. You're still in your skivvies. Keep going.

Keep getting dressed because you're *obviously* not covering enough. You could catch cold wearing skimpy outfits like that. And putrescent sinus cavities are SO last season. We all know that a runny nose would absolutely take away from that homemade rhinestone studded bra you just spend 4 hours creating. Nobody looks cute holding a used Kleenex, honey. I'm saving you from certain, public humiliation. You can thank me later.

So remember, ladies: Modest is hottest. Modest IS hottest. (Make that your mantra.)


2 comments:

  1. Great advice! I so appreciate girls/women who take the time to cover up, because it is hard enough for the male population to have pure thoughts without all the skin being displayed by the female gender. So thank you for speaking up and thanks to all the sweet, beautiful females who know and believe that "Modest IS Hottest"! You make my job easier! :)

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