Modest is Hottest, Ladies.

My Pinterest feed has been clogged lately with pins titled "DIY bra" or "Cute bra for backless tanks" or "Ribbon bra straps for summer".  

For example: 

(A screen shot from my current Pinterest feed.)

Here's a quick PSA: If your bra is being designed to be seen THROUGH YOUR CLOTHES, lemme give you a hint- your clothes aren't covering enough. Dressing immodestly is kinda like rolling in manure: Yes, you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs.  

So, if you are ever unsure about an ensemble decision, allow me to assist you: If your underwear is being used as outerwear, STOP. That's not an outfit. You're still in your skivvies. Keep going.

Keep getting dressed because you're *obviously* not covering enough. You could catch cold wearing skimpy outfits like that. And putrescent sinus cavities are SO last season. We all know that a runny nose would absolutely take away from that homemade rhinestone studded bra you just spend 4 hours creating. Nobody looks cute holding a used Kleenex, honey. I'm saving you from certain, public humiliation. You can thank me later.

So remember, ladies: Modest is hottest. Modest IS hottest. (Make that your mantra.)