Moms: WE MUST PREPARE OURSELVES.
Nearly everyone out there is preparing for an extra hour of sleep tonight, but we know that all "Falling Back" means is that starting tomorrow morning, our kids will wake up (at least) an hour early for the next twelve days. IN A ROW.
We must fortify ourselves, ladies.
Stockpile coffee. Set your pot to automatically brew 45 minutes early tomorrow.
After bedtime tonight, stash yourself a secret cash of Halloween candy in the back of your pantry. (Call it Mom Tax to absolve any guilt over pilfering your kid's candy buckets.)
Lastly, pray that The Lord is with us as we bring our Post-Halloween-Candy-Binge-And-Then-Up-With-The-Sun kids to church with us in the morning. Pray for loads of patience and a short sermon. Pray for peace. Pray for naps.
We will survive this. We are Moms.
We will fight valiantly and defeat this sugar crashing and sleep depriving foe.
Happy Halloween!
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